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RIDERS OF THE LOST
DUCK
The Duck Family and their
friends put these rides on because we enjoy the people and the good
times that we all share together. As The Duck grows older, he has
become less tolerant of stress and would like to spend his waning
years associating with people of a like mind. The XP Rider oath is not a
joke. We really don't want to put up with any whining, complaining
and sniveling. We
welcome everyone to come and try one of our rides. Some will like
them and want to come back and some will hate them. We have found over the years
that a few bothersome individuals can make the lives of a ride
manager so miserable that the RM decides to quit putting on the
rides. Being of a mercenary nature, The Duck feels that if you don't
like something you aren't charging enough. With this in mind, we
have set the fees at a level that makes it worthwhile to let all but
the most obnoxious riders enter. We also realize that the
great majority of people cause us no problem and are a joy to be
around, so we offer those people a discount. We would really prefer
to see the AERC allow all ride managers to refuse entries on
whatever basis they choose, but that is not the case, so we have set
up the fees based on the reality of the real world that we must live
in.
In the future, The Riders of
the Lost Duck, also known as The XP Riders, will be divided into
three classes. Gold Level members will be known as "Eagles" and will
be accorded special privileges that will include deep discounts on
ride fees and eligibility to compete for XP awards. Regular members
will be referred to as "Goats" and will still be able to enter the
rides, but will not be eligible for XP awards, nor will they receive
any discounts. There is an even lower class, referred to as the
"Asses"(Named for the Sicilian Donkey, not the crude vernacular for
an anatomical body part), who will only be able to compete in our
events by signing a detailed contract and posting a bond to cover
any emotional damage to The Duck. The Eagle, Goat and Ass
status will be determined on an individual basis by members of the
XP Board of Directors, who are basically a rubber stamp for the
KBD(Kind Benevolent Duck).
STATEMENT OF
PURPOSE
During the last few years it
has become harder and harder to organize events and insure them. The
XP Riders, also known as The Riders of the Lost Duck, hereafter
referred to as the RLD, was formed in response to these needs. In
the future all club events will require membership in the RLD before
being allowed to participate. The club will remain a benevolent
dictatorship under the direction of the Kind Benevolent Duck,
hereafter referred to as the KBD. Annual membership is available to
anyone who wants to ride or volunteer in a RLD event. General
membership has no voting rights but are entitled to enter
participate in club events.
The KBD and an advisory board are selected annually, from the
previous years membership, by the current management of XP Rides
L.L.C.
THE RIDER
OATH
I will not gripe, bellyache
or complain about anything pertaining to an XP Ride because I
realize that this is a low budget affair and that the management
does not care if I have a problem. I realize and agree that anyone
who would ride an endurance ride led by a Duck has to be crazy and
would not have a worthwhile opinion anyway. I am here to have a good
time and if I find that I am not having a good time I agree to pack
up my things and go away, leaving the other riders and the
management happy in their ignorance.
RELEASE OF
LIABILITY
Upon acceptance of my
application for membership I acknowledge that I assume full
responsibility for my safety and the safety of my horse. I further
understand that I ride at my own risk and I agree to hold the XP
ride management, including ride veterinarians, XP Rides LLC, or
their heirs, assigns, and successors, etc. including the United
States Government and any private landowners harmless from any and
all claims which may arise from injury or property damage arising
from any case whatsoever in any club event, in favor of myself, my
heirs, representatives, or dependents. I hereby certify that I fully
understand that there are substantial risks associated with
activities involving horses and with endurance riding, and I hereby
freely assume all risks that I may suffer, including but not limited
to personal injury and property damage including damage to my horse,
by participating in an event.
I have read and understand
this liability release.
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