Getting To Know Your Friends....answers from "The Duck".  For entertainment purposes only :+) 

Welcome to the all NEW edition of getting to know your friends. What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire email and paste it onto a new email that you'll send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know "INCLUDING" the person that sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know.

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE
WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Hawaii

2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Bras that are easy to unhook

3. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?

A blank one

4. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

When the beer I drank last night wears off

5. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?

my wife

6. IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A fish finder

7. FAVORITE COLOR?

The blacker the better

8. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

Ferrari

9. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

Yes.  I saw a horse that is Hitler reincarnated.  I have seen other members of the gestapo under saddle as well.

10. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?

Playboy Magazine

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

Fishing

12. YOU COULD HAVE 2 SUPER POWERS, WHAT WOULD THEY
BE?

Superman and Batman

13. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

I dont but I have considered putting an X on my rear with a note and arrow that says "Kiss Here"

14. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

I have been juggling my checkbook for years

15. NAME ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

The hooker I met when I was 14

16. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

Payday

17. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Red necks dont drive cars, they drive pick ups.

18. WHICH DO YOU PREFER SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Beer

19. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST?

Karen Chaton because she always answers her e mail, no matter how stupid it is.

20. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

My daughter who never gets her e mail

21. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM?

A crazed endurance rider

22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
Marijuana blossoms

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL?
Big Mac

24. DO YOU PREFER DOGS OR CATS?

Cats if they are prepared properly.

25. WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT GOOD LOOKS OR A SENSE OFHUMOR?

What a choice.  I could put up with ugly and a bad sense of humor if they had a big enough trust fund and were in poor health.



26. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE SO FAR?

Staying out of jail.